Okay, tell me seriously: Do you see Shakespeare’s tilted, smiling head here?
What, no? How about now?
I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!?!
It’s my view while sitting on my bathroom throne, and I just realized that The Bard’s head is there. Creepily smiling, staring at me whenever I conduct my business.
That I’m spending time and blog space being concerned about this tells me I should get to bed. Now. It’s 2:30 in the morning, after all.